supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me. supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me. supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me. supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

im-super-im-natural:

Groomsman reacting to this newly married man’s ring. 
Best wedding photo ever.

im-super-im-natural:

Groomsman reacting to this newly married man’s ring. 

Best wedding photo ever.

revcleo:

cosmictuesdays:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!
IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.
Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.  If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.

If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions

PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.
Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.
Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.
If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

IT EXISTS IN EUROPE TOO
PLEASE TELL YOUR LOCAL FORESTRY DEPARTMENT IF YOU SEE IT. 
UK Environment Agency Helpline
03708 506 506  
REMEMBER IT’S GIANT. THE LEAVES ARE VERY BIG. That is one way to make sure you know it’s this plant.
https://www.gov.uk/japanese-knotweed-giant-hogweed-and-other-invasive-plants
revcleo:

cosmictuesdays:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!
IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.
Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.  If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.

If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions

PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.
Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.
Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.
If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

IT EXISTS IN EUROPE TOO
PLEASE TELL YOUR LOCAL FORESTRY DEPARTMENT IF YOU SEE IT. 
UK Environment Agency Helpline
03708 506 506  
REMEMBER IT’S GIANT. THE LEAVES ARE VERY BIG. That is one way to make sure you know it’s this plant.
https://www.gov.uk/japanese-knotweed-giant-hogweed-and-other-invasive-plants

revcleo:

cosmictuesdays:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

IT EXISTS IN EUROPE TOO

PLEASE TELL YOUR LOCAL FORESTRY DEPARTMENT IF YOU SEE IT. 

UK Environment Agency Helpline

03708 506 506  

REMEMBER IT’S GIANT. THE LEAVES ARE VERY BIG. That is one way to make sure you know it’s this plant.

https://www.gov.uk/japanese-knotweed-giant-hogweed-and-other-invasive-plants

dr3amingofdisn3y:

titancia:

moosekingofhell:

geromney:

did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer

Isn’t that what pets are for?

People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.

^ Amen

(Source: rebekahs)

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

image

bri-ecrit:

comickergirl:

Ice bros.

This is absolutely 1000% my new mental image for these two (not that it wasn’t pretty damn close before).

iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.
iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.
iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.
iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.
iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.
iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.

iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.